Probably safe for work, but...

The fertility shrine is not, I repeat, not inside the Swiss embassy. It is on the grounds of the Swissotel hotel. Nearby, but most definitely not the same place. I guarantee you will leave security incredibly perplexed if you ask them where inside the embassy the penis statues are.

Because that's what you'll find at the Lingam Fertility Shrine.

(Particularly curious: the matching set I penises with penises.)