Best of

Best municipal water tower label: Florence y'all.

Best department of transportation signage: MoDOT cares: Carpooling saves money.

Best billboard (that seemed as though it could only be for Sully Sullenburger): A picture of a plane floating in a body of water, captioned: Calm under cabin pressure - preparation.

Best bumper sticker (Ohio): Honk if Pluto's a planet.

Best rest stop I did not stop at: Jesus Christ is Lord Rest Stop.

Best highway sign statement of the obvious: Gusty winds may exist.

Best hopefully unnecessary highway sign (OK): Do not drive into smoke.