That "posting" thing?

That "photo" thing?

My poor blog doesn't seem to be thriving. Picture it (though I've probably already physically acted this out for any conceivable blog audience I may have):

Pacific Mall (North America's largest indoor Asian mall, don't you know), upstairs, toward the West (?) end. We order delicious steaming plates of deep-fried pork ("Sweet and sour? Not regular sweet and sour") and deep-fried (do I detect a theme here?) spicy green beans with sides of rice. Our food is delicious (query: the green beans appear to have a ground-meat product in them, but I now wonder if it's either a soy product or maybe even just beat-up garlic and ginger - any ideas?). The Peking Duck at Shark's fin city is gorgeous. Everyone's food looks at least as delicious as ours.

Then "Thunk. Thwump. Thunk." The noodle master at Sun's Kitchen is casually slapping a 6-ft noodle rope against the counter. "Thunk. Thwump. Thunk."

Next time? I will bring a camera. We will eat noodles.